Hackaholic Poker Chip

"Admitting you have a problem is the first step. And let’s be honest… we all have the same problem. It’s called golf. Behold: The Hackaholic Poker Chip. This isn't a badge of honour; it’s a support group in your pocket. Most people use a ball marker to show where their ball is. You’re going to use this to show where your ball was before you shanked it into the car park. Look at the name. Hackaholic. It’s for the player who:

• Considers a 'par' to be a clerical error.
• Has a personal, first-name relationship with every tree on the 14th hole.
• Spends more time in the long grass than a British Shorthair cat.

When you toss this on the green, you’re sending a message to your flight: 'Yes, I took seven shots to get here. Yes, three of them were sideways. No, I will not be fixing my pitch mark because I didn't actually hit the green—I rolled onto it from the bunker.' It’s honest. It’s relatable. And unlike your 7-iron, it actually stays where you put it. The Hackaholic Poker Chip: Because if you’re going to play like a butcher, you might as well look like a King."