3 Putt King Poker Chip

"Your Majesty, every kingdom needs its currency—and in this group, you’ve minted more of these than anyone else. This isn't just a poker chip; it’s a commemorative medal for your legendary commitment to the green. While the rest of us rush to finish a hole in two putts, you take your time, showing the ball every possible angle of the cup before finally letting it drop. It’s high-quality, and it’s the only trophy that accurately reflects your 'three-wiggle' technique. Carry it with pride—you didn't just earn this; you laboured for it."